Every Media Day has an overarching storyline, a theme that
will be repeated in every newspaper and on every broadcast and online media
outlet during the days leading up to the game.
The recent history between the two teams is always a popular
hook, if those games were remotely interesting or important. “It’s Miami week!”
was always a winner during the days I spent on the Bills beat in the 1990s and
early 2000s, before both franchises had perfected securing draft positions
somewhere between sixth and 15th while steadily alienating their
respective fan bases.
A key player returning from an injury is next on the list.
Then comes the key player or coach facing his former team for the first time
(SPOILER ALERT: The Bills visit Houston on Nov. 4. Be prepared for an onslaught
of “Mario Williams goes home” pieces. Assuming the struggling defensive end is
not on injured reserve by then).
None of these obvious angles applies to Buffalo’s trip to
San Francisco this weekend. This forces media types to dig a little deeper to
find the obvious. So you can expect to hear innumerable variations on the
following exchange, stripped of obligatory football cliché and translated by
your friends at We Want Marangi:
REPORTER (or videographer awkwardly holding a microphone in
front of his camera because his station has discovered it can get away with having
one person do the jobs of two): Having slapped around the two lousy teams you
have played, while getting curb-stomped by the two opponents with a realistic
chance of making the playoffs, how important is beating the 49ers?
PLAYER (or coach, or whomever else has been cleared to speak
to the media): Very.
The stories that result from such withering interrogation
are vital to the reader’s enjoyment of the game, because they help he or she
understand that not only does his or her favorite team intend to defeat the
opponent, but that its players will indeed try to do so.
Not only that, they fill time and/or space.
ACTUAL NEWS does occasionally break out on Media Day. Today,
Mario Williams talked for the first time about the degree to which the wrist he
injured in the preseason has affected his performance, or lack thereof, through
his first four games after signing the largest contract in franchise history.
"I'm a hands-on player and it's all about power in my game," he said. "It's just been a little odd having a little nick or whatever and not being able to use it to the full extent, but you know, you gotta play. When you're out there on Sunday, you gotta play regardless of what's going on."
The second half of the above quote will no doubt be widely
ignored by fans looking for a scapegoat for Buffalo’s embarrassing losses to
the Jets and Patriots, who will attack him for “making excuses,” ignoring the
high probability that he only mentioned the injury because he was asked about
it.
Those irate callers, online commenters and bar-stool tough
guys will also dismiss the notion that, while Williams has yet to look anything
like the best-compensated defensive player in the league, Buffalo has had much
bigger problems in both blowouts.
THOUGH THE PATRIOTS DISASTER is best forgotten, and quickly,
by both the Bills and fans alike, a couple of indelible images emerged.
One was the looping gif of Tom Brady graciously previewing
Halloween by saying “Thank you, witches,” or something like that, after scoring
the game-tying touchdown.
The other was the freakishly good photograph of Patriots
wideout Brandon Lloyd launching himself into the end zone for the game’s final
touchdown, as seen at the top of this post.
Capturing Lloyd soaring through the autumn afternoon was
impressive, and fortunate (as photographer Keith Nordstrom explains here), enough. It was his unnerving mid-flight grin,
though, that turned the image into a viral sensation.
As with most weirdly iconic images, Deadspin sponsored a Photoshop contest aimed at perverting Nordstrom's fine work.
This was probably our favorite, because we are old.
Or maybe this one, because we are juvenile.
See all the finalists and pick your own winner here.
The thankful lack of local media hype regarding the SF 49'ers game has actually left me optimistic that the Bills might pull one out they probably shouldn't.
ReplyDeleteBills 23 Niners-20
Nothing better than cut-and-paste sports journalism; sometimes, they should just have a pool reporter cover the Bills, Sabres, etc., because the same questions and answers are slung around over and over.
ReplyDeleteEspecially now that Mr. Staba isn't in the pack.