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A few words of warning to our readers: If small-to-medium-sized zombies show up at your house tonight, please do not behead or otherwise dismember them, as recommended in most reputable texts on the subject.

All they want is candy. Give them some, and they will probably leave you alone.

Likewise, do not take attempt to repel, apprehend or otherwise take defensive action against the assorted super-heroes, football players, princesses, ninjas or political figures who accompany them. Unless they are, in fact, actual politicians bothering you on Halloween and not just children wearing uncomfortable masks who probably don't get the joke anyway. Then do what you must.

As you prepare for tonight's annual onslaught of sugary entitlement, take a few minutes to enjoy what may quite possibly be the greatest Halloween costume ever.

Yes, the Buffalo Bills return from their bye week to take on the Houston Texans on Sunday in what may well be a very different sort of horror show. But you, like the staff of We Want Marangi, have better things to do today than worry about that.